It was cold and cloudy night, When I suddenly saw a light, The light was shining through, I need beer, it is true.
I got dressed and made a tea, Then, I dumped it on the bonsai tree, -Because- I can feel it in my heart, I need some beer in my mind.
-Now- I’m in a pub, having fun, You know what? I’m the one! Catching chicks for their tits, I need beer, for it fits.
Mostly I like teens, But when I see the slot machines, I forget all my dreams, I need beer, that’s how it seems.
When I lost all my money, I found out that it’s not funny, Have a shot, going home, I need beer to be stoned.
I got home and saw my mother, Then I threw up on my brother, He’s a really silly dumb, I need beer – or jump?